A low budget mohel named Nate.
Offers services at a cut rate.
You’ll be a kingpin,
With a shortened foreskin.
All the circumcised guys think he’s great!
March 2025
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A goofy soothsayer named Ruth,
Had a booth where she used to say sooth.
But her every prediction
Was naught more than fiction.
Not a word that she spoke was the truth.
March 2025
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I speak of a Savior named Jesus
Whose mission is only to please us
His thundering love,
Showering down from above,
Is the sound that he makes when he sneezes.
January 9, 2025
A brave Toltec warrior named Brian,
Told a fine Aztec lady called Diane:
“If we get together,
For worse or for better,
I bet that our kid would be Mayan.”
December 18, 2024
This morning I put in my eye drops,
Which soon made me look like a cyclops.
My eye’s slightly weepy
And I look a bit creepy.
Which is very effective for psy-ops.
October 29, 2024
In Paris the people eat frogs,
Which are nothing but grown polywogs.
But forget about France,
'Cause we've got JD Vance,
Who said, famously, "Let them eat dogs."
Sept 21, 2024
I still cannot find my Third Eye
Although I continue to try
It rolled out the door,
Always looking for more.
And that all-seeing Eye In the Sky
Nov 12, 2023
I woke up in a pink El Camino,
After drinking a gallon of vino.
Don't know what kind of grape,
Got me into that scrape,
But In think it was some kind of Pinot.
Nov 11, 2023
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God granted me my manhood as a gift,
Yet the wokeness folks have me feeling miffed.
They blind me with science,
And drag queen defiance
But nothing scares me more than Taylor Swift.
Oct 19 2023
For this field goal I give thanks to YHWH,
For guiding my ball through the posts.
Whenever I'm playing,
You can bet I’ll be praying,
To the sky coach they call Lord of hosts.
September 2023
A lady we knew in Helsinki
Was considered by some to be kinky,
But that’s not how it was
They just said it because
Of the things she could do with a slinky
January 2023